imagine a chart with mental illness like careers

each with pros and cons and salary

schizophrenia one of the top grossing

not viewed as a bad thing in any way

usually seen as an advisor

someone that just does not get the social norms

they see it how they see it

whatever the situation is

almost like having a witch that works for you full time

easy to develop

everyone gets paid

very helpful

wants to be showed how to do things first but can do about anything just diving in

can make mistakes when diving in but it is never the end of the world

very similar to a professional hacker but they can work on just about anything

doors windows ac tv computers phones coffee machine toilets anything you name it

you can show the schizophrenic or they can find it out themselves

to view the schizophrenia as a bad thing

is another illness all together dealing with academia

but at the end of the day again everyone gets paid

so it's like a getting paid under the table type thing but it is 100% legit

almost 100% immune to all forms of sabotage

life just works for the schizophrenic

they know good from bad

they know when being bad is worth it

they know light and dark

they know how to open and receive or close and put off

very inexpensive to develop

to the point the schizophrenic has no idea why more people do not develop the illness

10 years since development and not one single bad occurrence

life sucked before schizophrenia it was hard long depressing cold

then you spend a few hundred bucks get diagnosed and viola life is a money rich happy place

it makes no sense to the schizophrenic why they had to develop schizophrenia to make it in the world and enjoy life but the bottom line is they do and it works perfectly for them