I want some f**king mashed potatoes

I don't know how to make gravy but I have apple sauce

I have 20 cans of corn and mayonnaise but no tajin

need to peepee brb

talked to salem and loved her on but i'm back

I need to find something to eat

I'm think fish and rice with green beans and mashed potatoes

but I know that's too much stuff

so either fish and rice

or green beans and mashed potatoes

I could also make casserole

I have a rack of ribs but they're frozen so that'll be better for this weekend

I have a lot of canned mixed fruit

and I have a lot of other stuff my apt has never had this much food in it

but i'm missing stuff like I'm out of pepper and I have no milk or cheese

I really need to consider not posting this stuff on my main website and creating a blog for it

thundering outside hopefully it rains

it all sounds so good

but then I remember I have to cook it or prepare it

then i'm alright with not eating and just hoarding it all

but at some point i'm going to get hungry enough to do the bare minimum and just get enough

like a eggroll or a piece of cake

a can of corn and a can of green beans 

then a pouch of beef stew all mixed together and heated

corn and mayonnaise with butter

is oats the same thing as oatmeal

google does mashed potatoes and apple sauce go together 

google ai says yes apple sauce can be used as a gravy for mashed potatoes

whelp here goes nothin'