I don't want to go to prison at all 

Seriously that place sounds bad

It's all horror stories

But I hella wish I could get the free pass to jail

Jail ain't so bad

It's really bad for your health your hair falls out your teeth rot out you go deaf

But listen

Do you know how hard it is to keep a 225lb man fed

In jail you get three guaranteed meals a day brought to you

You can get a months worth of food for 180$

And you can get 10 breakfast trays like on sos days and eat STUPID WAAAAAY BETTER than in the free world

I wish there was a place I could check myself into in walking distance with the ability to leave any time sorta like jail because people sleep there but exactly like jail getting three meals a day brought to you

I've been awake for like 35 hours now

I'm too hungry to go to sleep

But I'm too tired to cook anything 

It's 4pm the sun is out

I got work in 12 hours

And I can't even think about going to sleep

Like I got 2 trays of hot wings some jimmy deans and ramen noodles

I don't want to cook that

I'm not into it

I'm working on a program trying to get a c# API.dll to work in Python and all I've got is a hex memory code coming up

I don't want to cook my food

Because then I'll be hungry later

But besides those noodles I ate like 4 hours ago and the noodles I ate like 15 hours ago before the last

I'm starving

But I don't want to cook my food and not have any

I want a coke

I'm borderline about to go to my neighbors and try to buy a dr thunder for a dollar because he buys them but he don't drink them 

All I got is a tiny bit of milk and some grape aqua fresca 

I've been on the grape for like 3 weeks now and I'm tired of it

I need the lemonade 

If I could just go to a place exactly like jail get locked in feel safe and get fed it's basically snack time before dinner time right now

Dinner in an hour 

Damnit I'm hungry but I don't want to cook