$11,000 to have a baby girl

And I'm over here spending $9,000 to get out of trouble for knocking an elderly man unconscious

Admittedly anyone that has had to deal with a disgruntling elderly person daily for decades 

Probably wants to knock one unconscious for 9k vs a baby for 11k

It just feels good

It feels like you did good for everyone that's ever suffered from the experience