This all dates back to that one birthday 

I got a bike

Misty tried to ride it

Everyone said I pushed her

Then rampant

Everyone started lying

Or they were just wrong

This is followed by Willie spray painting and I getting in trouble

And it just gets worse

Everyone starts having my kids with zero respect of me losing my virginity 

Because I was too young

But we were all the same age

Still are

From when God died and Jesus was born