God made his perfect girl

Then he gave her more money and the ability to make her own perfect male

Which was supposed to be the first born son of hers he killed and brought back later

But she started a war and they drafted god

Where he had to get mutilated and molested by his family that was blind in heaven where he put them

But he woke his family up and now he watches his perfect girl with her perfect male that she brought back on her own

But they're best friends and laugh about it today

She thought of all the gifts from god as shit besides the male she made

Because God was poop powdered 

Male was from another heaven

Got like 5 heavens going on at once

He designed her to be 17 forever and have infinite virginities where she regrows her hymen during sex

To fuel the bloodlust without war

A forever virgin

Which because his perfect girl was one

She turned him into one

Works entirely different 

Then we start getting into the father the heavenly father and dad

Then we're at Jesus Christ 

Which of course takes us back to Egypt 

Redacting yourself

Redakt

Re Dakotah to give the state of Dakotah back

There's also a state of god

So then people don't want their guns and Nintendo switch anymore

The perfect girl can't be trusted

But God is good

Because he took the state of god Almighty and the devil almighty but claimed God and swore to do good

Literally 

So now God is back in his cat world

Where all living things are cats

Because in fact girls and god don't get along

They always go for Jesus

Who was a mutilated version of God's penis in the basic Romeo and Juliet story