they wanted me to come to work tonight because a 14 year old is having a birthday party and several other girls of that age are over there

to take them back to their room if they walk the property

I'm a hotel security guard that never got an easy girlfriend

I'm not qualified

I don't feel safe and I don't get paid enough

sorry

not without some better insurance plans

it's a liability

I just watch the parking lot

i'm not a miracle worker