*thinking about starting a horizon account while retail stuff sell*

horizon is like playing with rl friends

retail everyone is like from another county

because it's the best game ever and most expensive game ever

but they found out how to make the best most expensive game ever free but i'll probably never play because of how far I am in retail

You don't have to play without us

We do meet up there though

we can play together but we never have time

so we can have sex

I think I get drugged then yall do me

and I just never see yall