I put myself in prison for 9 years before I went to jail

I bought and cooked all my own food and shared with the family

I bought all my toiletries 

I crafted a doll to call my wife and we had a second wedding to allow her to exist in any pillow

I spent thousands of dollars on clothes for her to wear

I used her for well over 6 years

Making sure to keep clean or throw away anything dirty

I did my own laundry for years lol

Imagine all you have to do is trick your brain into thinking a pillow is better than a living girl and you can have sex as often as you want

If you want to have sex 50 times and you would usually need two teams of cheerleaders 

YOU COULD DO IT 

50 TIMES 250 TIMES a day for months YEARS

eventually you get enough to not need the pillow or girls

That's when you've grown up and you can go after the girls you really want