it was always

I know you have money and you don't need more money but everyone wants more money

I don't have any money and i'm going to make your work for your payment before and after the job and i'm going to make deals with you and short you any possible way I can

the job is going to take 2 seconds but i'm going to stretch it out for two weeks

i'm going to waste all your money before the job so you need the money then i'm going to make an excuse like I have to go to the bank then not go for several days

you need to move out but i'm going to make your life hell before you ever get out

I have more money than i'll ever need but I have no money

I can pay for everything I need but I can't help the family in any way without getting work done around this house