Salem may be a poopy pants

But I love her poopy pants

Salem Pianissimo P Poopy Pants Meow Whiskers Walraven

Or Say for short 

My girlfriend

My little girl

My daughter 

I love Salem 

She got to go outside for a long time today and she met Garfield 

And orange cat that had a collar

They bumped noses and I kept a close eye on Salem so she wouldn't get knocked up

Because I can't afford grand kittens right now