#2 reading page

"But that is me" in an underwhelming thought

Voice from beyond #2 you're no longer a redneck

#2 shouting that's great like it was a struggle filled life long battle to not be a redneck 

Voice from beyond ooooo that's actually the redneck reaction false alarm people

#2: if that's the mange I put in it can't get out

#2 were not animals we know how to cure mange it's the lesser of two evils

#2: no it's bad news

Bird flu

Avian flu we already had it this year seen the price of eggs

#2: yeah what I said bad news

Okay pause for a second

What language is the man speaking

That's why he was your hero

Sounds like an 80s thriller

My nipple is so soft ooo I'm dead I can feel it

Grabs hand caressing nipple turns hard

I'm alive ! You brought me back to life

I have to pee