Texas situation

 It’s like Texas is the state that’s going to be in the military and doesn’t trust marijuana or any psychedelics but it’ll drink alcohol or take pain pills or really whatever a doctor proscribes 

While trying to boast freedom

But really it’s the person in class that randomly kills his wife and kids one night because something came over and he had to do it for their protection 

And all the other states notice

And while they’re all legalizing pot recreationally 

They’re trying to suggest to Texas maybe to try to smoke a little to chill out

Yeah a pound of the devils lettuce is 50,000 charge and life in prison

Woah Texas that’s a little rough

So Texas is getting all that tax revenue from sending people to prison

I hate it

And they go on for the class trying to get Texas to join them

And that’s the night Texas is like

I’m not smoking that devils lettuce

If the devils lettuce will make me end up homeless and shoot up a mall or school and everyone besides me is doing it they’re going to get me

Then Texas goes home and shoots his wife and kids with his legal guns to save them and gets like 10 years in prison while people are doing like life sentences for pounds next to him

And he’s like well at least I didn’t do the devils lettuce

Someone please make a comic with the other 50 states trying to make Texas more pot friendly

And Texas being an absolute murderer

But Texas gets in less trouble than someone caught with pot vs him killing his family

God that would be hilarious 

I should get Gemini to write it with pictures and everything