People in other states that moved out of Texas and looking back at how bad Texas really is

Like we get 2 good months out of the entire year

Jobs suck or they are impossible unless you’re built like a god

Get on disability and ebt as quickly as possible 

If you live with your parents or grandparents move out as quickly as possible 

I lived with an 80 year old long enough to know

When they are getting sick or feeling weak

They exponentially get more hard, impossible, needy, demanding, just overall impossible to put in words how bad they are. If an alien language ever spontaneously emerged it would be to detail how and what the elderly were doing that made it so bad to live with them.

They’ll drag you down then stand on you to feel healthier 

Then it’s like an 85  year old is healthier than you at 25

You wind up going brain dead in a coma onset by meeting the needs of your elderly person

Then they do some brain fuck magic where all of a sudden you are their disabled non vocal permanent bed rest survivor child

And they’re 25 again with your same grandma they resurrected by doing some Masonic witchcraft 

More money than ever and your grandma and mom are living with that same elderly man knowing who you were before they changed everything all living off you because they did brain surgery on you to create that reality

Everyone knows in town that’s a mason but they’ll die or move before anything changes because your grandpa is the active highest 33 rank mason and brought them back to youth and made them swear if anything happened they would go through what you went through

Which I gotta say is a whole lot worse than 4 years on probation and in jail and 10,000 spent