A Wand

 It's not like that one

That one has a vagina under it

Haha

Slithering in superiority 

You can even see the normal people and how much better your group is

All the options and she can see

That's a real girl

It's called a wand

Not a sword

Ever notice all good princess wands have that

That's what it's actually showing

Hard to make and not look like a penis

Did their best

Ya what do you think little girls are thinking when they are waving theirs around everywhere

Duh