Mine was a guy named Steven

But I always wanted Dakotah

So Dakotah has never even had a girlfriend

Well he had them to him

But he's not special so it was a wife !

A wife to us a girlfriend to him

But we do girlfriends with shoes on the knee

So what's the difference 

No one knows but it can't be good

They are pretty sure it's the asking the question and having the ceremony 

Getting married

And actually getting married

Bingo

Otherwise just a girlfriend