Thats because you are being that specific asshole

There's a huge list of different versions of that hole

Why don't you ask mom

She's there

She ain't going anywhere 

Because y'all have never lived

One single day

Never even had the water hose on the spigot 

Using water from the hose

Spigot don't work not a man

It's viola

Not ooo lala viola

Vi-ol-a

Not violaaa

Vi ol a

That's the literal name of that specific asshole y'all are being

You want to be a slit or a cut or a muffin