So the long hair guy doesn't need a haircut

No girls it's all code hehe

Language barrier all those slang words are cryptic code to say things without saying them

So the kids don't understand

None of any of those normal things you buy help get girls it's code they have to speak to not have the girls go to shit before the male gets to them

It's vicious out there 

Haircut

Tire shop

Go to bar

Then the specifics

It's secret words to tell without getting changed

Then you just update and the kids never learb

Funny language barrier