Don't want kids

Don't need girls

Ckh now listen here buddy

You get that little lady pregnant you'll have a life long commitment

Girls don't exist

already have to get fucked up

either the wrong subway in the subway station feeling or so sober it's murderous

Girls don't exist kids too much work

No reason to try to get close 

I'm trying to play perfect until 50

Then I'm going to try to pick a solitaire confinement girl up from the pound and sit on my ass for like 3 years from 17-20 then kick her ass out or move

Have the family fun for a year or two and get it the hell over with