so far all of them

every single person he's known from elementary school middle school and high school

have all got what he wanted

but not what he wanted in their version

the get the EXACT version he wants

it's like having a stupid complicated drink at starbucs or some stupid complicated order

and they are using the exact thing you ordered

and there's no deniying it

it's like getting some weird sauce mix no one could think of

but that's what everyone you see's has, and you know damn well they wouldn't order that