breakfast at the table

little girl probably not 3 years old

sitting in lap

talking to each other

let her down to go play

girls in shock soon to be heartbroken

not going to do that

nope, i'm the one good dad

the one and only good dad

so you're not going to eat her like a birthday cake ?

oh god no

only wanted that when I was her age

we got her for you so you would splatter her

nope, find a new person

i'm not going to make her more dead then she already is

it'll just hurt her

well we didn't want you to take care of her

heartbroken starts

so ehh

we got any macaroni salad left ?