dogs are too simple and needy

dogs cannot have complex conversation

it's all about giving them attention

dogs cost too much time and attention

they honestly make me more poor and more dumb

because how simple and needy they are

I like to carry on a intellectual conversation

That's what cats are for

they don't need attention or stay needy all day long

they LOVE attention, cats

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having a cat is like being married to a woman for 30 years

having a dog is like a kid you kidnapped from the parent to take a spin around town