well it's a duck-gone love story

and it's got dog passion in it

filled with twisted and turns

laughing one minute crying another

cat humor

and blabalbal

a love story as old as romeo and juliet

girl falls in love with nothing

boy dies from starvation

girl hallucinates and starts eating tacobell out the asshole and becomes the cocaine

which alliminates the need for cocoaine

which would of originally gone on the asshole

but she got her coke addiction cured

the whole time thinking she was with her true love

because love is blind

now!

25 years later !

they remeet to get married and have virtual children

(when all of it was to get away from children on the tv screen)

to try to win her over to get her to do to him what she did to all of america's youth

even though she's chasing him

instead of him chasing her

which they never did

a true american classic