that's why guys have to get ready

no one understand why the girl gets ready

and it takes longer for them to get ready than the thing they're going to

because the time stretch they do

and at that point

i'm saying you look fine babe perfect 10 out of 10

lets go

and she's saying she has to do 4 more things

then i'm thinking is she even getting nice for me

i don't like that look

is she trying to go out with me to leave me ?!?!?!?

she looks worse than one of those drag queens

and we're just going to dominos to eat pizza

does she not want to go because she's taking so long ??????

I don't want to be seen walking next to THAT polished of a turd

I know i'm a turd but that's one polished turd i'm walking with and I didn't do it