the coffee ?

yup

he took off yesterday

because only one cup of coffee lett

but he did get pizza

so he feels he needs to be spoiled and pleasured for getting pizza

so if anything was said he'd bring up getting pizza last night

today he is taking off because the last cup of coffee got used

so he doesn't have to work for about 2 weeks

until we just dismember his body

and instantly forget he ever existed

then he walks through the front door

spitting orders

telling people what to do and what's going to change

and we lose infinite respect for him