yuck

rodeo time

grandpa got 3 tickets

told me to think about going

ab-so-lute-ly NOT

$1,OOO USD/minute is the lowest I can ask to make an appearance

We all know how the rodeo works

20 years ago it would be males my age with females

everyone wearing 2,000,000 dollar outfits

everyone planning on dying so killing everyone not dressed to kill

ew, now the males are going to be younger than me females my age and they'll have like 3 daughers

nope

nope

nope

that sounds like a real torture experience 

i'd rather listen to babies crying, nails on a chalk board, and a chihuahua barking all at the same time